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When I was first got into porn it was a means to an end. A few gigs to hold you over till you were a big star.

Now, it seems like celebrities can’t wait to get famous so they can break into porn.

I’m talking about the starlet sex tapes that always find their way to the public eye. And when these saucy films enter the public domain said celebs feign disgust, outrage and legal action. But let’s be honest with one another - you made the tape, you know the cautionary tales, you know there’s an audience for moving pictures of people having sex! You knew this was going to get out whether you literally orchestrated it or not.

Don’t get me wrong I LOVE celebrity sex tapes. I fervently believe these explicit video antics of Lyndsay and Pamela have revitalized the adult film industry not to mention their own careers. Paris Hilton’s sex tape is a great example, by the way. It helps the industry, get customers into stores and on the net.

The excuse they use: ‘Oh, I don’t know how they got a hold of it!’ is such a big joke now. Any celebrity that’s not doing well fakes a good sex scandal and magazines with their face on the cover start selling again.

Of course now that you’re an amateur porn star it might not be the mags you were hoping for.

-Ron Jeremy

Ron Jeremy is the All Time King and Class Clown of pornography. Having stared in over 1,800 films AVN Magazine named him #1 among the “100 Top Porn Stars of All Time” and he wants to be your MySpace friend.