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Enzyte Guy Gets 25 Years

September 2 2008 - Posted under News by Interns

So the pills don’t work?

A business owner convicted of defrauding customers seeking male sexual enhancement products and a variety of herbal supplements was sentenced Wednesday to 25 years in prison.

Steve Warshak, 42, founder of Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals, also was ordered to pay $93,000 in fines. He was convicted in February on 93 counts of conspiracy, fraud and money laundering.

What am I supposed to do with my 8 year supply bought wholesale with my student discount?

read the rest here: ap.google.com

Viagra Keeps Lil Girl Alive

September 2 2008 - Posted under News by Interns

Yeah I need it to stay alive too... has nothing to do with getting hard I swear

Medics thought Natalie Archibald was suffering from over-excitement when she collapsed after opening her presents on Christmas Day two years ago.

But she was later found to be suffering from the lung condition primary pulmonary hypertension and was referred to Great Ormond Street Hospital in London.

She should be on the commercials.

read the rest here:telegraph.co.uk

Weatherman 69

September 2 2008 - Posted under Video by Interns

David Duchovny Is Addicted To Porn

September 2 2008 - Posted under Musings by Interns

I thought he was addicted to sex…nope! He’s just like the rest of us.

The operative letter in David Duchovny’s sex addiction wasn’t X, but W.

As in www, or the Internet: FOX News reports DD didn’t check into rehab because of any hanky-panky, just some over-zealous one-hand typing action.

Someone get him a HotMovies account immediately!

read the rest here: tmz.com

MILF Week- Fuck My Mom & Me #4

September 2 2008 - Posted under free gallery by Interns

It’s MILF week here at hotmovies and we are pretty excited about it. Check out this free gallery of Fuck My Mom & Me #4. Hot moms and their hot daughters bang dudes together. This one is in honor of Sarah Palin and her daughter who got knocked up at 17. How perfect is that movie choice? If Sarah and her daughter let me bang both of them…she would get my vote…just something to think about.

-Chet

Hot Amputees

September 2 2008 - Posted under Musings by Interns

Check out this interview with there chicks. I don’t care what they are missing.

bmezine.com

Women Jailed For ‘Indecent’ Beach Acts

September 2 2008 - Posted under News by Interns

Jailed? They should be filmed and paid.

TWO foreign women have been jailed for a month for kissing and fondling each other and engaging in “indecent acts” on a public beach in Dubai.The Dubai Court of Appeal upheld the one-month jail sentence handed down by a lower court to the women, a 30-year-old Lebanese national and a 36-year-old Bulgarian who both pleaded not guilty, 7Days newspaper said.

Sucks. A month is a long time. I smell a playboy offer.

Read the rest here: news.com.au

Hotmovie Of The Week

August 28 2008 - Posted under free gallery by Interns

This weeks Hot Movie is Chicks & Salsa 5 from Third Degree.These spicy sluts are guaranteed to leave your balls on fire! With their soft, moist lips and tight, hard asses, these luscious and loose Latinas are guaranteed to leave your chimichanga dripping hot sauce! You’d swear that their immigration status depended on how much cock they sucked and fucked, as these mating mamacitas go cock loco!

Free Gallery: By Appointment Only #6

Full Movie.

Star of the Week: Sunny Lane

August 28 2008 - Posted under Star Of The Week by Interns


There she blows, there’s no mistaking the sight of a whale tail! Next time your out in public checking out the sluts, peep that cutie bending over in front of you innocently revealing that G string popping out of her jeans. Nothing is sexier and nothing can stop the fantasy of ripping down her pants & pulling that tail to the side. Let the sucking & fucking begin as these Whale Tails are so amazing we had to shove it deep in some of their asses too!

Free Gallery: The Make Up

Bordas Alexandra

August 28 2008 - Posted under Pics by Interns

Check out Bordas Alexandra (I don’t know who she is either) naked in FHM Hungry. Maybe this is where I should insert a joke about being Hungry for her boobs. Nah.

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